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This site is restricted to use by lawful residents of the United States who have attained at least the age of majority (18+) and who, after careful consideration and investigation, believe that they, personally, and their community of residence (as well as the location from which they download data from this site), will not, collectively or individually, find sexual activity of any sort whatsoever, between consenting adults of any gender and/or number, to be offensive or obscene. If you have any doubt about this issue or could find such activity to be offensive or obscene, please STOP NOW and leave this site (for example, by hitting the "back" button on your browser a few times).

Other terms respecting use and viewing of this site may be set forth in the footer of this page or may appear in other places herein.  Please review, understand, agree and abide by all such terms before reviewing any substantive contents hereof. Your use and/or viewing constitutes agreement and agreement and compliance are conditions precedent to your use and/or viewing.

Notice & Disclosure: We do not produce, arrange, create, manufacture or distribute content. Our service is limited to the promotion (contractually, as an affiliate) of others' content.  All such content, including all adult content herein, is the responsibility of its producer, which shall be identified herein. Such responsibilities of the third-party producer(s) include any recordkeeping and disclosure required by law, including specifically but without limitation, those requirements set forth in 18 U.S.C. section 2257 and any regulations promulgated thereunder. Please see related post(s) for "2257 links," if required by law or merely available out of an abundance of caution.

Advisory: The purpose of this site is to generate revenue through publication of humorous, educational, emotionally shocking, frightening/scary, entertaining and/or artistic content that will lead to subsequent conversation among adults regarding relevant, current socio-political issues. Nothing herein is intended, in any case under any circumstance, to evoke a sexual response in any person at any time or place in any manner whatsoever. If you have a sexual response to any content or linked information, you are a sick individual and require medical and psychoterapeutic treatment.  Leave the site immediately and report to a medical professional. Do not return. Communication from law enforcement or regarding intellectual property matters may be directed to: just at spit in it dot com (without spaces employing traditional symbols to constitute the address). All other inquiries to that address will be ignored. We cooperate with law enforcement, respect others' intellectual property rights and endeavor to abide by applicable law and regulation. Do not rely on any apparently factual, editorial or predictive statement set forth in the contents of this site; all statements are intentionally sarcastic or erroneous to make a political or philosophical point.  As such, NO WARRANTY for any purpose, including without limitation that NO warranty exists regarding FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE or with regard to MERCHANTIBILITY exists; all warranties are now and forever disclaimed. No damages (consequential or otherwise) or injunctive relief, are available to you for any reason under any circumstance predicated in any way upon your use, viewing or visitation with regard to this site, its content and/or any website or other information linked to from this site. Your use and viewing of this site and any linked site is and shall forever be "as-is," solely at your own risk and "with all faults." Buyer (or gratutious user, as the case may be) beware. 

Please contact us with your comments, suggestions and criticism. It is how we improve our offerings. Your time and effort to do so is much appreciated.

Please also note that we cooperate with law enforcement and will act without notice to protect the rights of minors and others who may be, in our view, potentially in harm's way. We cannot stress that enough.

Again, your use or viewing of this site is predicated on your agreement to abide by the preceding conditions and with respect to the terms of our policies otherwise set forth herein, which terms may be amended without notice at our sole discretion from time to time.

Thank you,

Team Oraloranal
We Aims to Please